Basset hound dildo

Last week two dogs made two separate sex toy discoveries. How is that even possible? But two in the space of a few days? Is this an omen? Are the dogs trying to tell us something? Heck, are the toys trying to tell us something?!

We've updated our Privacy Policy. By continuing to use Small Joys, you are agreeing to these updates. Dog owners would know to what extent their dogs would go when they come to find things during a walk. Sometimes it can be a squirrel for them to chase, and the other times a cloth to tear it apart. But nothing can surpass the thing uncovered by basset hound in Northumberland woods on Monday afternoon. Sara Middleton took three-year-old Flossie along with her four other basset hounds on Monday afternoon. Soon after she left them for a walk in the woods, Flossie came back holding an eight-inch toy in her mouth.

A DOG owner has told how she turned "50 shades of red" when her pooch refused to let go of a sex toy she found during a walk in the woods. Sara Middleton said she was forced to trudge for two miles alongside Basset Hound Flossie, who insisted upon carrying the fluorescent pink vibrator home in her mouth. When I went down to the woods today, I wasn't expecting this surprise!! Sara said she tried to wrestle the toy from three-year-old Flossie, but she refused to drop it for the remainder of the walk yesterday afternoon.

Sara Middleton was horrified when she took her Basset Hound for a walk in the woods. A dog owner was horrified when her pet Flossie scampered into the woods only to return with a large pink dildo. Flossie happily trotted off into the undergrowth — but Sara got a shock when she returned. Proudly waging her tail, the pup returned with a big fluorescent pink dildo clamped in her jaws. Like a dog with a bone, she refused to let go and carried the sex aide along the trail for two miles.